Dear Sweet Spirit at church,
Thank you for leaving this beautiful mark and dent on my car door. Even though you did not leave a note on my car to identify yourself and/or offer to pay for the repair, Jesus knows who you are. Bless your heart.
Dear President Uchtdorf,
Thanks for giving such great talks that tell me exactly what I need to hear. Also, thanks for being a Silver Fox. Aaaaaaand I'm going to hell for typing that.
Dear Kate Middleton/Duchess Kate,
Thank you for being absolutely fabulous. You seem like such kind and genuine person, and your style is impeccable. If you ever need an American bff, please call me.
Thank you for being such a sweet little boy. You bring me joy every single day.