Alex Trebek: Mrs. Harris was pulled over for this last night while driving down State Street.
Contestant #1: What is speeding?
Alex: I'm sorry, that is incorrect.
Contestant #2: What is running a red light?
Alex: That is closer, but incorrect.
Contestant #3: What is driving without her lights on?
Alex: Correct! You win a new tv!
*It's true, I was pulled over by two officers last night (at the same time) for driving around in the dark. I also was missing my registration... mind you, my car is registered, but Mr. Harris recently removed the registration paper from my glove box without my knowledge and forgot to put it back. No lights + no registration = a night in jail? A big, fat ticket? Nope, due to my amazing work connections (or so I'd like to believe) I didn't get a night in jail or a ticket- just a warning. Hooray!
** When the officers pulled me over they were definitely shining their flashlights in my backseat... you know, in case I had drugs or sawed-off shotguns just laying around. Nope, just a plate of cookies and a pair of flats.