Just now, I was thinking, "Today my job is making me suicidal."
Immediately after thinking that, Baby Danger gave me a huge kick.
I can only assume that he is agreeing with me.
Disclaimer: No, I'm not seriously suicidal. My job is just stressful at times. Picture Harry Potter getting his life sucked away by the dementor in HP5. I am Harry Potter, my job is the dementor. Thank goodness this job has non-stressful times too.