Sunday, March 7, 2010

Men should not wear...

I'm no fashionista, but I have some definite opinions on what not to wear. Namely what men should not wear.
 
Tennis shoes with a non-sporty outfit. I realize that there are many, many different types of tennis shoes, but if you are wearing shoes that you could also run a 10k in, you probably should not be pairing them with a normal outfit.

 
Fugly ties. I know that one ugly tie may not seem ugly to another, but it seems like some ties just don't work. Don't care who you are.
Uh oh, are you beginnng to see a trend here?


 
Mock turtlenecks. Bleh. Ben has one that he wears for golf (he rationalizes that since it's dry-fit with a Nike swoosh then it must be acceptable for sports. I disagree.) and I make fun of him every time that he wears it.

 
Their phones clipped to their belts. I know, I know... it may be too bulky to put in your pocket. That means you either need to 1. get a smaller phone 2. ask your lady to put your phone in her bag 3. carry your phone in your hand, or 4. leave your phone at home, in the car, etc.

Oh wait, are all these pictures of Bachelor Jake? Sorry Jake, I had no idea. 
Let's even it out a little. Can't be picking on Jake all the time.


 

Pinky rings. Seriously, I don't care if you're Jay Z, pinky rings are not the way to go. Bleh.

7 comments:

stacey said...

Oh man, Chrissi! I was laughing so hard at this! Agree with all of them. I HATE cell phone clips. Blech.

Megan Payne said...

OH MY GOSH!!!! I SO agree with EVERYTHING you just said. It's funny to think at some point they look in the mirror and think, "Yeah, I look good." before leaving the house... or maybe the problem is they never look in the mirror, i dont' know. BUT I SO AGREE!

Darek and Hollie Woodward said...

Bahaha! I've said this before... Jake is kind of a dork. Oh, and phone clips should be outlawed.

sarahbclark! said...

mock turtlenecks are hideous, on both men and women!

Terri and Jack said...

I think Dad does all these things... oh well... he can do it cause he's Dad :) (He has never worn a pinky ring.. and come to think of it... has never worn an ugly tie.

The Clems said...

i knew it! i saw these same pics and thought the EXACT same thing. vienna needs to check him for sure. a bad wardrobe could be a deal breaker!

allison said...

oh the conversation we could have about this post. i'm imagining it in my head right now and i am happy. don't forget muscle shirts (never, even in the gym) gold chains (even with chesticle hair)and REALLY skinny jeans (ask about this later).