Here's a lovely husband/wife dialogue that took place today:
Ben: I'm going to take out the trash.
Me: Ok, it's really heavy. (It was.)
Ben: You're heavy! (said in a "booyah" tone)
The next 5 minutes were spent listening to Ben doing damage control. "You're not heavy, I just said that out of habit. Like me saying 'Your mom' or 'That's what she said' in response to what you said. I don't think you're heavy.... blah blah blah."
The kicker was Ben saying, "This is something to blog about, huh?"