"They're not even real cops! They're strippers! Look how hot they are!" -Gob Bluth
Ok. I really am not about publicly making fun of people I don't really know (good friends are always game though), but I finally had a realization about a certain bailiff/deputy something that I always see in court.
This certain bailiff is all muscled out, tan, and seems to think he's pretty hot. Except that he's not. I've always wondered where he got his inspiration for his look and then it hit me.
He must be a fan of Arrested Development. Where else would he have learned about how awesome it is to be a "hot cop?"