A few days ago I needed to make a quick trip to the grocery store. You see, my nice neighbor (not the creepy one) pulled an awful eyesore of a bush out of my side yard without us even asking. What a nice neighbor, right? He pulled it out and loaded it up in his truck so he could haul it away.
Naturally, I felt the need to make him a cake, as that is my universal way of saying thanks. Unfortunately, I was missing some vital ingredients, such as butter and eggs.
Dylan and I got into the car and drove to the grocery store a mile or two away. We picked up what we needed, paid, and headed to the car. I loaded Dylan up in his car seat, put my cart away, and headed home.
When we got back to the house, I realized what I had forgotten. Can anyone guess?
I forgot my groceries in the cart.
They were still in the grocery store parking lot!
It was just one bag, but still- how does one forget to bring home their food from the grocery store?!?
I immediately called the store, made them aware of my
level of idiocy mishap, and let them know that I'd be right over to pick up my food. When I got to the store, the manager had my food waiting.
I asked him if that had happened before and he said that he'd never seen someone drive away without their food. Please tell me that he was joking... I can't be the only dunce out there!