Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Nurse Harris, coming atcha.

Starting tomorrow at 9 am I am on nurse duty for the hubster. A few months ago he tore his meniscus (cartilage in the knee) while on the golf course. Dummy. Now that the 2011 golf season is looming, he realizes that he needs to get his knee fixed before playing time begins. Dummy.

I'm going to take him to and from the hospital, pick up and dispense his meds, and feed him chicken noodle soup. I even DVRd new episodes of Glee, The Bachelor, and What Not to Wear for his viewing pleasure. What a great wife/nurse I am :)

Please stay tuned for a post-surgery blurb on the hilarious things that Ben is bound to say after coming out of anesthesia. I figure that since he is an absolute riot when on Ambien, coming out of anesthesia will surely turn into the Mr. Harris Comedy Hour. Remind me to tell you all about Ambien-induced Nighttime Dinner Theater. Best night ever.

3 comments:

sarahbclark! said...

wow, he'll love watching all those with you. not.
and i love the stories about nighttime dinner theatre!

Megan Payne said...

Can't wait to hear the funny things he says!!! The bachelor??? Does he really watch that with you!?!

Jack Bartnett said...

Chrissi, you are too funny! Ben's not a dummy, he's just a guy!